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Hillary Clinton And Nancy Reagan Have A Lot In Common - They're Both Smarter Than Their Husbands And Both Consulted The Stars For Guidance, Nancy With Astrology And Hillary With Barbra Streisand.

The Whole Dating Ritual Was Different When I Was A Kid. Girls Got Pinned, Not Nailed.

As A Comedian, I Think We All Look For Those Areas Where The Truth Diverts From What People Are Saying. That's Why Politics Is Such A Rich Area For Us, Because Politicians Make Promises, And They Don't Keep Them, And When We Point Out The Difference, We Get The Laugh.

God Makes Trees, He Doesn't Write Books.

Hi, I'm Bill. I'm A Birth Survivor.