The Reason I Love My Dog So

New Rule: Tulips Aren't Flowers. They're Some Kind Of Gay Onion.

I Doubt Anything Will Really Come Of This Lawsuit. First Of All, It's A Lawsuit. It Involves A Subpoena. And Try To Find A Republican Who Will Be Willing To Be Seen Serving A Black Man.

I Have A Problem With People Who Take The Constitution Loosely And The Bible Literally.

Time Magazine Put Chris Christie On The Cover With The Caption, 'the Elephant In The Room.' And People Magazine Named Him 'sexiest Garbage Truck In A Suit.'

Eell There Always Is A Tendency In Human Nature To Deify.