I've Arranged With My Executor To Be

I'm Not A Liberal, I'm A Radical!

Obama Says His Recreation Consists Of Reading The Constitution... Looking For A Loophole.

Television Is Never More False Than When It's Openly Sincere.

Will Rogers…used To Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend He Was A Yokel Criticizing The Intellectuals Who Ran The Government. I Come Out With A Newspaper And Pretend I’m An Intellectual Making Fun Of The Yokels Running The Government.

If You Can't Join Them, Beat Them.