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The Beat Generation Is A Coffeehouse Full Of People Expectantly Looking At Their Watches Waiting For The Beat Generation To Come On.

I Found People Looked Better When They Laughed

A Yuppie Is Someone Who Believes It's Courageous To Eat In A Restaurant That Hasn't Been Reviewed Yet.

If Someone Were To Ask Me For A Short Cut To Sensuality, I Would Suggest He Go Shopping For A Used 427 Shelby-cobra. But It Is Only Fair To Warn You That Of The 300 Guys Who Switched To Them In 1966, Only Two Went Back To Women.

I Made The Mistake Early In My Career, When I Moved To Hollywood, Of Being Attracted To Actresses. I Used To Go Out Exclusively With Actresses And Other Female Impersonators.