You Don't Know What You Think Unless

My Life Needs Editing.

Women Want Their Men To Be Cops. They Want You To Punish Them And Tell Them What The Limits Are. The Only Thing That Women Hate Worse From A Man Than Being Slapped Is When You Get On Your Knees And Say You're Sorry.

Professional Comedians, Surprisingly, Have A Lack Of Humor. They're Insensitive To The Insanity Of Our Times.

Those Who The Gods Would Make Rich And Famous On Tv, They First Drive Mad.

We Claim We Believe In Compassion, Which Is An Abstract, And When It's Personified We Discredit The Man