I Never Met A Man I Didn't

That Feeling Of Hopelessness Only Serves Your Masters.

In The Forties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be A Gi Or A Jock. In The Fifties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Jewish. In The Sixties, To Get A Girl You Had To Be Black. In The Seventies, To Get A Girl You've Got To Be A Girl.

The Fact Is That You Can't Have A Good Relationship With A Girl Who Hasn't Settled Things With Her Father.

If You Were The Only Person Left On The Planet, I Would Have To Attack You. That's My Job.

Obama Is Running Again For Spite.