I Never Met A Man I Didn't

A Yuppie Is Someone Who Believes It's Courageous To Eat In A Restaurant That Hasn't Been Reviewed Yet.

My Whole Life Is A Movie. It's Just That There Are No Dissolves. I Have To Live Every Agonizing Moment Of It. My Life Needs Editing.

My Life Needs Editing.

I've Arranged With My Executor To Be Buried In Chicago. Because When I Die, I Want To Still Remain Active Politically.

Obama Said He Went To Libya Because Of His Conscience. Did Anyone Ever Wrestle With His Conscience And Lose?