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I've Never Really Worked On Them. Just Once In A While One Hits Me And Makes Me Laugh. My Al Gore Was Sort Of Like A Gay Gomer Pyle.

I Had Auditioned For 'saturday Night Live' Two Or Three Times Before And Never Really Saw Myself There. I Looked Up To Belushi And Bill Murray And Aykroyd And I Never Saw Myself As In Their World.

A Mom And Dad Found An S&m Magazine Under Their 10-year-old Son's Bed, And The Dad Said, 'well, We Sure Can't Spank Him.'

If She Were A President, She'd Be Babe-raham Lincoln!

While Many Comics Have A Secret Persona, I Fundamentally Want To Be Myself.