You Know It's A Sad Day When

You Try Various Things When You're Growing Up. I Was An Attache In The Foreign Service For A While And Then I Drove A Bulldozer, But Neither Of Those Panned Out For Me So It Had To Be Stand-up.

You Achieve The Surreal Jokes Through The Realism By Making It Elastic.

Fruit... It's Just God Showing Off. "look At All The Colours I Know!"

I Grew Up In A House Where There Was Lots Of Teasing And Language Play And Laughter; It Was Very Important. When I Was A Teenager, You Wouldn't Go To A Bar And Find Lots Of Televisions Everywhere. People Were Talking. Talk Was The Mental Fire You Would Gather Around In The Evening. It Occupied A Big Part Of Your Existence.

It's Easy To Smile When You Have A Squirrel's Intellect.