You Know It's A Sad Day When

I'm Not Drunk Onstage, Although I've Done That A Couple Of Times When I Was Younger. It's Partly Just The Way I Talk - I Talk Like Somebody In A Rocking Chair. I'm Your 150-year-old Grandmother.

Children Are Very Overprotected Now, In Lots Of Ways. We're Very Nervous About Them. You Know, People Go, "don't Go Outside! Or Inside! Get Into The Cupboard With Some Spinach!" When I Was A Child They'd Kick You Out And You Weren't Expected To Come Back Until There Were Bats!

I Don't Really Think Of Myself As An Actor.

I Don't Want To Do The Same Thing Over And Over Again.

Showing Off Seemed To Me To Be A Highly Valuable And Necessary Activity When I Was 20.