You Know, Baseball's Not Stupid. Baseball Does

I Would Think If Someone Connected To Steroids Made The Hall Of Fame, That Would Enhance My Chances Of Making The Hall Of Fame.

The Team That Wins Two-thirds Of Its One Run Games Usually Wins The Pennant.

I'm No Different From Anybody Else With Two Arms, Two Legs, And Forty-two Hundred Hits.

The Only Book I Ever Read Cover To Cover Was The Pete Rose Story. I Read Half Of The Lou Gehrig Story And Then Made A Book Report On It For Four Straight Years.

When People Ask Me, "who Was The Toughest Pitcher You Ever Faced?", I Have To Say That There Has Never Been A Pitcher Who Over-impressed Me. That's Not Meant To Be A Bragging Statement. It's Just That I Get Up For Good Pitchers.