I Don't Go To Bed Every Night

When I Get The Record, All It Will Make Me Is The Player With The Most Hits. I'm Also The Player With The Most At Bats And The Most Outs. I Never Said I Was A Greater Player Than (ty) Cobb.

When You Step Into The Batter's Box, Have Nothing On Your Mind Except Baseball.

I Was Born On The Day Lincoln Was Shot And The Titanic Sank.

I Don't Smoke. Smoking Will Hurt You When You Try To Run Out A Triple.

I Owe Baseball. Baseball Don't Owe Me A Damn Thing.