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I'd Be Willing To Bet You, If I Was A Betting Man, That I Have Never Bet On Baseball.

Don Gullett's The Only Guy Who Can Throw A Baseball Through A Car Wash And Not Get The Ball Wet.

If Baseball Wants To Get You, They've Got Enough Resources And Enough Investigators That They'll Find A Way To Get You.

When You Play This Game Twenty Years, Go To Bat Ten-thousand Times, And Get Three-thousand Hits, Do You Know What That Means? You've Gone Zero For Seven-thousand.

I Don't Smoke. Smoking Will Hurt You When You Try To Run Out A Triple.