I Lent A Friend Of Mine $10,000

I Was Walking Home One Night And A Guy Hammering On A Roof Called Me A Paranoid Little Weirdo. In Morse Code.

I Don't Have To Tell You Folks About Scuba Diving. So, That'll Save Some Time.

When I Was 10, I Beat Up The School Bully. His Arms Were In Casts. That's What Gave Me The Courage.

People Always Ask Me, 'where Were You When Kennedy Was Shot?' Well, I Don't Have An Alibi.

My Mother Was Like A Sister To Me, Only We Didn't Have Sex Quite So Often.