I Lent A Friend Of Mine $10,000

One Man's Pet-stained Carpet Is Another Man's Twister Game.

I Once Had A Large Gay Following, But I Ducked Into An Alleyway And Lost Him.

I Was Walking Down The Street The Other Day And These Construction Workers Were Working On The Roof Hammering Away. One Of Them Told Me I Was A Paranoid Lunatic... In Morse Code.

They Have A Sign At The Beach, "no Glass Bottles". I Think That's So The Other Sand Particles Don't Feel Like Underachievers.

My Dad Always Said, If Someone Hands You A Lemon, Make Lemonade. Plus That Also Works Wonderfully As A Metaphor.