You Hear A Lot Of Dialogue On

A Child Develops Individuality Long Before He Develops Taste.

I Worry About Scientists Discovering That Lettuce Has Been Fattening All Along.

A Member Of The Committee Slapped A Name Tag Over My Left Bosom. "what Shall We Name The Other One?" I Smiled. She Was Not Amused.

It Was A Bitter Moment For Us. We Weren't Two Mature Parents. We Were Just Two Kids Playing Grown-up. We Still Needed Mommy And Daddy's Permission, Blessings, And Money To Survive.

Onion Rings In The Car Cushions Do Not Improve With Time.