You Hear A Lot Of Dialogue On

No One Diets On Thanksgiving.

I've Never Vied For Power In The Family Before. Pointing A Box At The Garage Door And Saying "open!" Was Never A Big Deal, But Holding That Television Tuner And Realizing I Alone Control What Is Flashed On The Screen Brings Out The Iacocca In Me.

Before We Sent Kids To Computer Camps And Told Them They Were Having A Good Time, There Was Imagination Among The Human Species.

I Come From A Family Where Gravy Is Considered A Beverage.

Written On Her Tombstone: "i Told You I Was Sick.