Every Puppy Should Have A Boy.

The Hippopotamus Is A Vegetarian And Looks Like A Wall. Lions Who Eat Only Red Meat Are Sleek And Slim. Are Nutritionists On The Wrong Track?

My Idea Of 'roughing It' Is When You Have To Have An Extension For Your Electric Blanket.

Kids Need Love The Most When They're Acting Most Unlovable.

Laugh Now, Cry Later.

I Read One Psychologist's Theory That Said, "never Strike A Child In Your Anger." When Could I Strike Him? When He Is Kissing Me On My Birthday? When He's Recuperating From Measles? Do I Slap The Bible Out Of His Hand On Sunday?