Every Puppy Should Have A Boy.

I Just Clipped 2 Articles From A Current Magazine. One Is A Diet Guaranteed To Drop 5 Pounds Off My Body In A Weekend. The Other Is A Recipe For A 6 Minute Pecan Pie.

My Sister And I Never Engaged In Sibling Rivalry. Our Parents Weren't That Crazy About Either One Of Us.

Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That's What You're Looking For, Go Live With A Car Battery.

Pregnancy Is The Only Time In A Woman's Life She Can Help God Work A Miracle.

When My Kids Become Wild And Unruly, I Use A Nice, Safe Playpen. When They're Finished, I Climb Out.