All Of A Sudden, I Feel Very

Early In My Life I Had Made A Pact With Myself. I Would Never Eat Anything That Moved When I Cooked It, Excited The Dog, Or Inflated Upon Impact With My Teeth.

Volunteers Are The Only Human Beings On The Face Of The Earth Who Reflect This Nation's Compassion, Unselfish Caring, Patience, And Just Plain Love For One Another.

Phone Are Wonderful Instruments, But I Wouldn't Want Our Daughter To Marry One.

A Friend Never Defends A Husband Who Gets His Wife An Electric Skillet For Her Birthday.

No One Diets On Thanksgiving.