List of Molly Ivins Quotes

On A Personal Note: I Have Contracted An Outstanding Case Of Breast Cancer, From Which I Intend To Recover. I Don't Need Get-well Cards, But I Would Like The Beloved Women Readers To Do Something For Me: Go. Get. The. Damn. Mammogram. Done.

Of Course, It Has Never Paid Much.

I've Always Found It Easier To Be Funny Than To Be Serious.

Behind A Smoke Screen Of High-profile Female Appointees And Soothing Slogans, George W. Bush Is Waging War On Women.

I Never Saw Anything Funnier Than Texas Politics.

Pigs Get Fat And Hogs Get Slaughtered.

In City Rooms And In The Bars Where Newspeople Drink, You Can Find Out What's Going On. You Can't Find It In The Papers.

...you Could Have Knocked Me Over With Michael Huffington's Brain.

Reading Ehrenreich Is Good For The Soul.

So Keep Fighting For Freedom And Justice, Beloveds.

The More A Body Tries To Explode All The Foolish Myths That Have Grown Up About Texas By Telling The Truth, The More A Body Will Wind Up Adding To The Mythology.

As For George Bush Of Kennebunkport, Maine- Personally I Think He's Further Evidence That The Great Scriptwriter In The Sky Has An Overdeveloped Sense Of Irony.