You Have To Motivate Yourself With Challenges.

You Know How Your Charger For Your Phone? It's Like If You Had A Charger For Your Whole Body And Mind

I Like Any Cereal. I Like The Idea Of Just Eating And Drinking With One Hand Without Looking.

Magazines Are Another Medium I Love, Because 95% Is Simply Based On 'how The Hell Are We Going To Fill All This Blank Space?

You Know, Crankiness Is At The Essence Of All Comedy.

Did You Ever Notice, When You Are Sitting At A Red Light, That When The Person In Front Of You Pulls Up A Couple Of Inches, You Are Compelled To Move Up Too? Do We Really Think We Are Making Progress Toward Our Destination? "whew, I Thought We Would Be Late, But Now That I Am Nine Inches Closer, I Can Stop For Coffee And A Danish!"