I Like To Try Anything... You Have

Dogs Want To Be People. That's What Their Lives Are About. They Don't Like Being A Dog. They're With People All The Time, They Want To Graduate. My Dog Would Sit There All Day, He Would Watch Me Walk By, He Would Think To Himself, "i Could Do That! He's Not That Good.

But I Don't Want To Be A Pirate!

If You Can't Be Kind, At Least Have The Decency To Be Vague.

I Only Do A Show When There's Somebody I Want To Talk To.

I'm In The Unfortunate Position Of Having To Consider Other People's Feelings