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I Was So Flat I Used To Put Xs On My Chest And Write, 'you Are Here.' I Wore Angora Sweaters Just So The Guys Would Have Something To Pet.

I Have No Methods. All I Do Is Accept People As They Are.

My Routines Come Out Of Total Unhappiness. My Audiences Are My Group Therapy.

Russell Brand Has Announced That He Plans To Write A Series Of Children's Books. First Up: 'horton Hears A Heroin Dealer.'

I Told My Mother-in-law That My House Was Her House, And She Said, 'get The Hell Off My Property.'