I Think Michael Moore Is A Hero.

I Have No Sense Of Well-being. There's No Chance The Well Will Run Dry.

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I Don't Think Anyone Really Is Interested In Reading About My Emotional State. It's Not Even Interesting To Me.

A Date Is An Experience You Have With Another Person That Makes You Appreciate Being Alone