I Think Michael Moore Is A Hero.

Well, As You Know, I'm Really Only Happy When I'm On Stage.

I'm Trying To Elevate Small-talk To Medium Talk.

Millions Of People Are Married. I've Never Picked Up A Paper And Seen A Headline That Says, "man Gets Married!"

Hitler Really Ruined That Mustache For Everybody. It’s Really An Interesting Mustache, But Now, No One Can Wear It.

The Lunch In A Normal American Restaurant Is Very Problematic For Me. I Don't Like To Have Hot Food For Lunch.