I Think Michael Moore Is A Hero.

I'm Larry David. I Happen To Enjoy Wearing Women's Panties.

In Those Days, Reserve Duty Lasted For Six Years, Which, I Might Add, Was Three Times As Long As Service In The Regular Army, Although To Be Perfectly Honest, I Was Unable To Fulfill My Entire Obligation Because I Was Taking Acting Classes And They Said I Could Skip My Last Year.

If I Wasn't A Golfer, I Would Still Be Miserable - But Not As Miserable.

Do Not Degrade Me In The Military Uniform I Wear For It Represents The Love I Have For My Country, And The Sacrifices Myself And Millions Of Other American Soldiers Make Everyday To Protect The Freedom We Enjoy By Living In The United States Of America.

I Just Feed Off The Energy Of The Audience.