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I Remember At 16 Years Old, Growing Up In Queens, We Were Punks, But Hey, When We Went To The Theater, We Wore A Shirt And Tie! Similarly, I Believe That To Keep Movie Theaters In Existence, They're Gonna Have To Make 'em An Event, Have A Couch, A Table And Drinks Or Something. Otherwise, There's No Reason To Get Out Of Your Bed!

My Kid Was A Great Baseball Player. I Thought I Had It Made. Front-row Seats At Yankee Stadium. Then He Turned Sixteen And Wanted To Be A Rapper.

There Are A Lot Of Guys In Hollywood Who Clap You On The Back Just A Little Too Hard.

I Don't Think Silicone Makes A Girl Good Or Bad.

To Get Over My Divorce, I Got A Prescription To Live At The Playboy Mansion For A While.