Some Guys Say Beauty Is Only Skin

There Are A Lot Of Guys In Hollywood Who Clap You On The Back Just A Little Too Hard.

I've Been Lucky. The Critics Never Went Out Of Their Way To Single Me Out For Doing Bad Work.

One Night I Went Over To Get Some Dope From Some Hollywood Tough Guy. After I Left, My Son Scott, Who Was Only Fifteen, Went Over With A Baseball Bat To Kill Him. I Was Laughing Out Of One Eye And Crying Out Of The Other. I Thought, Who Am I Kidding?

To Get Over My Divorce, I Got A Prescription To Live At The Playboy Mansion For A While.

I Never Rode A Bull - I'm Not That Stupid.