You Gotta Keep Falling In Love. You

There's Always 30 Or 40 Christians Standing Around, Saying, "it's A Shame That He Has To Die." And Jesus Is Saying, "well, Maybe I Wouldn't Have To If Somebody Would Get A Ladder And Pair Of Pliers!!"

Jesus Had A Tough Life. I Read About That Guy. Jesus Is The Only Guy That Ever Came Back From The Dead That Didn't Scare The F- Out Of Everybody!

Stand-up Comedy Is An Art Form And It Dies Unless You Expand It.

I Don't Worry About Terrorism. I Was Married For Two Years.

I'd Rather Entertain People Than Offend Them.