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What Am I Responsible For? Who Am I Responsible To? Everybody? How Come When Archie Bunker Nailed Everybody, It Was Funny - But When I Do It, It's Not?

When Has Stand-up Comedy Been Kind To Anyone? It Goes After Anyone Who's The Target. Comedy Attacks, Man.

Rage Only Works If It Is Justified. That's The Trick With Rage. You Gotta Have A Reason To Be Mad.

There's No Happy Ending To Cocaine. You Either Die, You Go To Jail, Or Else You Run Out.

I Guess My Main Influences Are Jesus, Rock N Roll And Ex-wives. In That Order.