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How Does A Guy Look At Another Guy's Hairy Ass, And Find Love?

I Don't Deny My Life-style Is Occasionally Pretty Wild.

There's Always 30 Or 40 Christians Standing Around, Saying, "it's A Shame That He Has To Die." And Jesus Is Saying, "well, Maybe I Wouldn't Have To If Somebody Would Get A Ladder And Pair Of Pliers!!"

If I've Learned One Thing, It's 'don't Tell The Truth.' Lies Keep You Together.

Obviously I'm Not A Role Model For Impressionable Youth.