You Eat When You're Hungry, And I'm

I Love Cheese And Biscuits, The Stronger The Better.

All This Cuddling And Kissing On Stage These Days, Well It's All Right In Football When Someone Scores A Goal, But Not When You're Playing Darts.

I Like A Drink, Mate. I'll Have Maybe 10 Or 12 Pints On A Good Night Out.

I Have Two Bowls Of Confidence For Breakfast Each Morning.

The Crafty Cockney Had A Picture Of The Owner Dressed Up As A Copper, So I Brought It Home, Wore It On Tv And The Name Just Stuck.