I Have Two Bowls Of Confidence For

I Play A Lot Of Charity Golf Mainly. I'm A Bandit 18 If I Play Two Or Three Times A Week.

The Crafty Cockney Had A Picture Of The Owner Dressed Up As A Copper, So I Brought It Home, Wore It On Tv And The Name Just Stuck.

You Eat When You're Hungry, And I'm Not Normally Hungry In The Mornings.

You Can't Drink Too Many Otherwise You Can't See What You're Throwing At.

All This Cuddling And Kissing On Stage These Days, Well It's All Right In Football When Someone Scores A Goal, But Not When You're Playing Darts.