I Have Two Bowls Of Confidence For

All This Cuddling And Kissing On Stage These Days, Well It's All Right In Football When Someone Scores A Goal, But Not When You're Playing Darts.

I Remember When We Were In The World Cup In Australia And I Had To Win The Singles Against Tony Payne, Best Of Seven Legs, To Win It. I Was 2-0 Down But Ended Up Beating Him 4-2.

I Have Two Bowls Of Confidence For Breakfast Each Morning.

You Can't Drink Too Many Otherwise You Can't See What You're Throwing At.

My Dad Was An Arsenal Supporter And He Used To Take Me There, But I've Always Been Chelsea.