You Don't Sweat Much For A Fat

I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My Line Of Work.

I Believe It Was Shakespeare Who Said, 'all The World's A Stage, And You Are Crap!'

Hey, Come On, I've Seen Younger Faces On Money. Money.

I Think The Challenge Is Going Out In Front Of A Paying Audience With Absolutely Nothing And Trying To Entertain Them For Two Hours. Thankfully, I Only Think About That Right Before We Go On, And Then Once We're Out There, Everything's Fine.

The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Crap!