You Don't Sweat Much For A Fat

It All Started With A Badly Timed Bald Joke!

Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Jury. It's Not Like The Sheep Was Underage.

I Think The Challenge Is Going Out In Front Of A Paying Audience With Absolutely Nothing And Trying To Entertain Them For Two Hours. Thankfully, I Only Think About That Right Before We Go On, And Then Once We're Out There, Everything's Fine.

And If That Isnt The Truth, It Would Be A Lie.

He Had The Kind Of Face Only A Mother Could Love. If That Mother Was Blind In One Eye, And Had That Sort Of Milky Film Over The Other One, Ya..ya Know, Ya Know What I Mean? But Still He Was My Identical Twin.