I'm Handsome, No Ands, Buts Or Ifs.

I Believe It Was Shakespeare Who Said, 'all The World's A Stage, And You Are Crap!'

Hi. There Was A Big Accident, Some People Got Decapitated, Here Are Their Names... You Know What? That Shirt Really Makes You Look Fat. I Mean, The Colour's All Wrong... I Mean, Who Shot The Drapes?

But You Know, We Have More Hits Than You Can Possibly Think About. One Of My Personal Favorite Artists Is The Wonderful Artist Named Cher. And Although I Love Much Of Her Late Stuff, Her Early Stuff Was The Stuff That I Really, Really Loved.

It All Started With A Badly Timed Bald Joke!

I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My Line Of Work.