You Don't Have To Lay An Egg

If You Can Stay In Love For More Than Two Years, You're On Something.

Ask Your Child What He Wants For Dinner Only If He's Buying.

There's Also The Idea In This Country [usa], It's Not Wholly New, But It's New In Its Kind Of Purity, In That You Have To Be Really Smart To Be Really Rich. I Always Say To People, The Reason People Believe This Is A) They've Never Met A Really Smart Person, And B) They've Never Met A Really Rich Person. I Have Met Both, And I Cannot See The Crossover. You Do Not Have To Be A Genius To Get Rich. You Have To Be Ruthless To Get Rich.

I, Unfortunately, Take The Subway A Lot. It's Not My Preference, But It Is My Lot In Life.

Smoking Is The Great Romance Of My Lifetime. If I Could Find Someone I Wanted Forty-five Times A Day, Perhaps I Could Stop.