You Don't Have To Lay An Egg

Everything In Japan Is Hidden. Real Life Has An Unlisted Phone Number.

I Must Take Issue With The Term 'a Mere Child,' For It Has Been My Invariable Experience That The Company Of A Mere Child Is Infinitely Preferable To That Of A Mere Adult.

[on Not Reading Newspapers:] If Something Important Happens, Your Mother Calls You.

I Drove A Cab. But All The Girls I Knew When I Was Young Who Had To Work - There Were Rich Girls - But The Ones Who Had To Work Were Waitresses. Because You Could Always Get Shifts In A Restaurant.

I Wouldn't Say That I Dislike The Young. I'm Simply Not A Fan Of Naïveté.