If You Can Stay In Love For

Because I Was Young, I Had This Long Hair, And People Used To Try To Tip Me With Joints.

Calling A Taxi In Texas Is Like Calling A Rabbi In Iraq.

Commercials And Sometimes Other Guests - It's The Down Side Of Tv. Other People - It's The Downside Of Life In General.

I Believe In Talking Behind Peoples' Backs. That Way, They Hear It More Than Once.

There Were A Zillion Bad Jobs. That Doesn't Exist Any More. I Mean, I Could Wake Up One Afternoon With Zero Money And Know That By The End Of The Day, I Would Have Money.