Ask Your Child What He Wants For

Breakfast Cereals That Come In The Same Colors As Polyester Leisure Suits Make Oversleeping A Virtue.

Never Allow Your Child To Call You By Your First Name. He Hasn't Known You Long Enough.

When Toni Morrison Said 'write The Book You Want To Read,' She Didn't Mean Everybody.

Civilised Adults Do Not Take Apple Juice With Dinner.

Never Judge A Cover By Its Book.