You Don't Have To Have All This

I Realize It's Impossible To Have Any Sympathy, I Mean, True Sympathy, For People That Are Famous.

I've Been Lucky, I've Had Movies That Made A Lot Of Money, So I Don't Feel Like I Have To Kill Every Time Out. I Don't Want That Pressure. I Don't Need It.

My First Movie, I Got Nominated For A Canadian Oscar-for Meatballs. For Meatballs. And Who Am I Up Against? George C. Scott. So He Wins The Award And I Stand Up And Go, 'that's It-let's Get The Hell Outta Here.'

Movie Acting Suits Me Because I Only Need To Be Good For Ninety Seconds At A Time.

You Know How Funerals Are Not For The Dead, They’re For The Living? Bachelor Parties Are Not For The Groom, They’re For The Uncommitted.