Zombies Dont Mess With Other Zombies.

I Was In The Virgin Islands Once. I Met A Girl. We Ate Lobster, Drank Piña Coladas. At Sunset, We Made Love Like Sea Otters. That Was A Pretty Good Day. Why Couldn't I Get That Day Over And Over And Over?

Mrs. O'hair Died Horribly, A Victim Of The World She Helped To Shape. Without The Deity She Fought So Hard Against, There Is No Right And Wrong, Increasingly People Are Ruled By Their Passions And Humanity Is A Tragedy Waiting To Happen.

Every Pizza Is A Personal Pizza If You Try Hard And Believe In Yourself.

I'm Not An Alcoholic, I Only Drink Two Times A Year. When It's My Birthday, And When It's Not My Birthday.

I Think Midlife Crisis Is Just A Point Where People's Careers Have Reached Some Plateau And They Have To Reflect On Their Personal Relationships.