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If I Run Into Someone On The Street, That's One Thing. But Answering Mail For A Living? I Like A Job Where You Can Play And Act Kind Of Goofy And Have Some Fun.

If You Have A Good Script, That's What Gets You Involved. It's Harder To Write A Good Screenplay Than To Find Something.

The First Year I Had Money, I Really Went Shopping. I Got Really Caught Up In It. I Bought All My Brothers Sets Of Luggage, And I Bought 'em Winter Coats From Giorgio Armani - Winter Coats. And I Got A Pair Of Socks From This Brother.

I've Got Kids And That's Important. It's Funny, You Think That There's An Expiration Date On Them And There Just Isn't.

Golf Was My First Glimpse Of Comedy. I Was A Caddy When I Was A Kid. I Was On The Golf Course Rather Than Being In Lessons, But I Can Play Better Now Than I Could Then.