Writing For Somebody Else Is Really Fun

My Favorite Wild Animal Is A Narwhal - The Unicorn Of The Sea. It’s A Whale With A Tooth That Sticks Out Of Its Head That’s Almost Two-thirds The Length Of Its Entire Body.

I Don't Get Embarrassed.

Every Weird Thing About You Is Beautiful And Makes Life Interesting.

The People Who Come To My Shows Have Dollar Signs Drawn All Over Them. They Have Blue Lipstick. I Call Them My Animals Because They Just Go Totally Mental.

It's Not Acceptable To Torture People For Being Themselves.