Writing For Somebody Else Is Really Fun

I'm Not Saying I Look Cool, But Every Single Time I Go Onstage, It Is A Fail If I Don't Feel Like I'm Going To Pass Out At Least Twice.

I Listen To A Lot Of Rap Where Men Talk A Certain Way About Women And I'm Not Offended. It's Meant To Be Funny. I'm Throwing It Right Back At Them With Humor, But Some People Can't Take It. They're Not Used To Women Talking Back.

It Is So Fascinating That Someone Can Commit Their Whole Entire Lifestyle To Being Such A Fantastic Woman When I'm Such A Bum About It.

I'm Really Fun. I'm Ridiculously Fun. I Hope I'm Infectiously Fun.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.