You Could Be The World's Greatest Orator

There Is No More Interesting Place In The World To Meet Characters Than A Movie Set.

You Know You Are Getting Old When Everything Either Dries Up Or Leaks.

The Government Sent The Indians To Oklahoma. They Had A Treaty That Said, 'you Shall Have This Land As Long As Grass Grows And Water Flows.' It Was Not Only A Good Rhyme But Looked Like A Good Treaty, And It Was Till They Struck Oil. Then The Government Took It Away From Us Again. They Said The Treaty Only Refers To 'water And Grass; It Don't Say Anything About Oil.'

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Baseball Is A Skilled Game. It's America's Game - It, And High Taxes.