The French Couldn't Hate Us Any More

It's Almost Worth The Great Depression To Learn How Little Our Big Men Know.

A Comedian Can Only Last Till He Either Takes Himself Serious Or His Audience Takes Him Serious.

I Represent What Is Left Of A Vanishing Race, And That Is The Pedestrian. That I Am Still Able To Be Here, I Owe To A Keen Eye And A Nimble Pair Of Legs. But I Know They'll Get Me Someday.

Worrying Is Like Paying On A Debt That May Never Come Due.

You Know Lincoln's Famous Remark About "god Must Have Loved The Common People, Because He Made So Many Of Them?" Well, You Are Not Going To Get People's Votes Nowadays By Calling 'em Common. Lincoln Might Have Said It, But I Bet It Was Not Until After He Was Elected.