The French Couldn't Hate Us Any More

We May Elevate Ourselves But We Should Never Reach So High That We Would Every Forget Those Who Helped Us Get There.

The Only Difference Between Death And Taxes Is That Death Doesn't Get Worse Every Time Congress Meets.

If You Don't Like The Weather In Oklahoma, Wait A Minute And It'll Change.

Foreign Relations Is An Open Book-- Generally A Checkbook.

I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts.