The French Couldn't Hate Us Any More

Diplomats Are Just As Essential To Starting A War As Soldiers Are For Finishing It... You Take Diplomacy Out Of War, And The Thing Would Fall Flat In A Week.

America Is Becoming So Educated That Ignorance Will Be A Novelty. I Will Belong To A Select Few.

I Am Always Going To Do My Best, No Matter Where I Am.

We Owe More Money Than Any Nation In The World, And We Are Lowering Taxes. When Is The Time To Pay Off A Debt If It Is Not When You Are Doing Well? You Let A Politician Return Home From Washington And Announce, 'boys We Lowered Your Taxes. We Had To Borrow The Money To Do It, But We Did It.' Say, They Would Elect Him For Life.

It's Easy Being A Humorist When You've Got The Whole Government Working For You.