Those Tax-exempt Bonds Were Put In So

The French Couldn't Hate Us Any More Unless We Helped 'em Out In Another War.

A Politician Is Not As Narrow-minded As He Forces Himself To Be.

Farmers Have About Given Up Hope Of Getting Farm Relief And Have Decided To Fertilize Instead.

The More You Read And Observe About This Politics Thing, The More You've Got To Admit That Each Party Is Worse Than The Other.

A Senator Got Up Today In Congress And Called His Fellow Senators Sons Of Wild Jackasses. Now, If You Think The Senators Were Hot, Imagine How The Jackasses Must Feel.