You Come There And Hang Out And

I Am The The Type To Have A Personal Experience With A Celebrity, But I'm Too Classy To Bring That Up.

I Like Pens. My Writing Is So Amazing There's Never A Need To Erase

I Had Temping Jobs Also. I Liked The Flexibility. There Was No Asking For Time Off; You Just Didn't Work.

I Must Have Done Everything I Had. You Go Through Years Where You Go Through Everything You've Ever Written

I Was Probably Just Trying To Be Dennis Miller, But Without The Vocabulary To Actually Be Dennis Miller. I Guess I Was Just Less Interesting Than I Am Now, If I Am Interesting At All