You Come There And Hang Out And

You Come There And Hang Out And Have A Drink Before The Show And Eat, So It's Not That Brutal. It's Only $6.

I Like Pens. My Writing Is So Amazing There's Never A Need To Erase

I Mean, I Guess I Started During The Comedy Boom, So It Was Literally Like, On Sunday You Could Decide You Wanted To Be A Comic, And On Monday, You Could Be On Stage

I Do Not Like Sports, Unless You Consider Treating All Humankind With Love And Respect A Sport.

I Used To Write Things Out Beforehand. But Sometimes It Backfires