Many Wise Words Are Spoken In Jest,

One Antidote For Sexual Truancy Lies In Simply Teaching Youth The Wonder, The Miracle, The Reverence For The Creation Of Life Itself. Life Is A Divine Creation. You Don't Take Chances With Creation.

If You Want To Kill Time Why Not Try Working It To Death.

Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon Or Too Late.

How Wise Are Thy Commandments O Lord. Each One Of Them Applies To Somebody Or Other I Know.

If You Owe Fifty Dollars You're A Piker; If You Owe Fifty Thousand Dollars You're A Businessman; If You Owe Fifty Million Dollars You're A Tycoon; If You Owe Fifty Billion Dollars You're The Government.