You Can't Just Yell Jokes At People.

I've Never Thought Of Myself As A Hoity-toity Cultural Critic.

You Cannot Win A War On Terrorism. It's Like Having A War On Jealousy.

I'm Directing The Sky Show. I'm Not Going To Be In It. I'm Just Writing And Directing It. So That'll Satisfy That Part Of My Brain.

I Think I Could Have A Funnier, More Economic Sets. But That's The Comedy I Do. And I Understand If People Aren't Interested In It And Would Rather Listen To Someone Else. But I'll Never Understand The Anger People Have Toward Me.

So All My Friends Have Kids Now... Which I Think Is Rude.