You Can't Just Yell Jokes At People.

It's A Lot Of Anti-gay, Racist Humor—which People Like In America—all Couched In 'i'm Telling It Like It Is.' He's In The Right Place At The Right Time For That Gee-shucks, Proud-to-be-a-redneck, I'm-just-a-straight-shooter-multimillionaire-in-cutoff-flannel-selling-ring-tones Act. That's Where We Are As A Nation Now. We're In A State Of Vague American Values And Anti-intellectual Pride.

I Was Born Jewish, But I Am An Atheist. I Dont Believe In God.

It's Easy To See That Two People Might Come Up With That Same Idea.

If You Wanna Find Out 101 Things To Do With Plums, Heh, Read Your In-flight Magazine.

I've Never Written Jokes. I Mean, I'll Write Things On A Piece Of Paper And Riff On Them Onstage.