If You Wanna Find Out 101 Things

High Times Magazine Is A Notch Intellectually Below Highlights For Children. I Mean, They're Both Great To Read When You're Baked, But Come On, Ya Know.

I Love Tinkle, It's Really The Most Fun I've Had In Years.

That's What Social Media Is, That's What Twitter Is, That's What Facebook Posts Are. It's Just Really Anti-intellectual.

I'm Not Going To Benefit From Free College Education, But I Think All Those Things Are Good For The Country.

[if Donald Trump Does Get Elected, I Will Be] Probably Secretary Of Reeducation. Or I Don't Know. I'll Probably End Up Working In The Cafeteria.