I've Never Written Jokes. I Mean, I'll

All My Friends Are Always Telling Me How Hard It Is To Have Kids. 'oh, David, It's So Hard.' That's Not Hard. I'll Tell You What Hard Is. Try Talking Your Girlfriend Into Her Third Consecutive Abortion. Yeah, That's Hard, That Takes Finesse. You're Just Inconvenienced.

Go Back And Read Sinclair Lewis - It Can't Happen Here Or Babbitt. For A Guy Or Girl Who's Going To Do An Hour Of Political Comedy, It Might Be A Little Rough, Sure. But I Think If You're Spending 10 Minutes Or Less, And You're Talking About - Not Necessarily [donald Trump] But His Supporters And The Media Coverage, There's All Kinds Of Angles To Explore. It Doesn't Just Have To Be Simply, "this Guy Is Crazy!" It's More About The Idea Of That Kind Of Guy Rising To The Prominence He Has, To Actually Become The Republican Candidate.

In New York, You Are Constantly Faced With This Very Urgent Decision That You Have To Make, About Every Twenty Minutes...you Have To Decide, Immediately, You Have To Go "ohmigod. Do I Look At The Most Beautiful Woman In The World Or The Craziest Guy In The World?"

I Love Tinkle, It's Really The Most Fun I've Had In Years.

Ive Got A Lot Of Friends There And There Is Stuff To Do But As Much As I Dislike La I Really Like Living And Working In New York City.