You Cant Be Satirical And Not Be

If, After Hearing My Songs, Just One Human Being Is Inspired To Say Something Nasty To A Friend, Or Perhaps To Strike A Loved One, It Will All Have Been Worth The While.

In My Youth There Were Words You Couldn't Say In Front Of A Girl; Now You Can't Say 'girl.'

I Recall This Sergeant's Informing Me And My "room-mates" Of This Rather Deplorable Fact The Army Didn't Have Any Official, Excuse Me, Didn't Have No Official Song And Suggested That We Work On This In Our Copious Free Time.

So Long, Mom I'm Off To Drop The Bomb So Don't Wait Up For Me But While You Swelter Down There In Your Shelter You Can See Me On Your Tv

You Can Raise Welts Like Nobody Else, As We Dance To The Masochism Tango.