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Political Satire Became Obsolete When They Awarded Henry Kissinger The Nobel Peace Prize.

The Army Has Carried The American... Ideal To Its Logical Conclusion... Not Only Do They Prohibit Discrimination On The Grounds Of Race, Creed And Color, But Also On The Grounds Of Ability.

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Once All The Germans Were Warlike And Mean But That Couldn't Happen Again We Taught Them A Lesson In Nineteen Eighteen And They've Hardly Bothered Us Since Then

Comedy Is Very Important, Yes. For One Thing, It Keeps You Sane. But It's Not Really A Conversion. I Mean, It's Marginally A Conversion, Because If People Tune In Or Go To A Nightclub Or Even Watch Television, And Hear That A Lot Of Other People Are Laughing At Something You Thought Was Not Funny, At Least It'll Force You To Reconsider.