So Long, Mom I'm Off To Drop

When You Attend A Funeral, It Is Sad To Think That Sooner O' Later Those You Love Will Do The Same For You. And You May Have Thought It Tragic, Not To Mention Other Adjec- Tives, To Think Of All The Weeping They Will Do. (but Don't You Worry.

Once The Rockets Are Up, Who Cares Where They Come Down ? That's Not My Department.

Some Of You May Have Met Mathematicians And Wondered How They Got That Way.

If I See A Movie Star In The Department Store Buying Something, I'll Kind Of Sidle Up And See What They're Saying, What They Look Like, How They Sound. That's An Invasion Of Privacy.

People Are Stupider Than Anybody.