You Cannot Be This Successful Without Having

When I Was A Kid, I Was Afraid Of Other Kids.

I Definitely Know That I Play The Part, However Big Or Small, In The Deaths Of At Least Two People, Chris Farley And Phil Hartmann.

I Had No Blood Relatives Till I Made Some.

I Know Its Corny, But Laughter Is A Two-way Gift, And Hearing People Laugh Just Warms Me Through And Through.

He Very Nearly Stole A Scene In My Movie, And I Didn't Call Him On It Because I Was Just Like, Hey, I Saw Some Stuff On Superdeluxe And How Many Different Films Do You Have On There? And He Goes, This One, This One, Comedy By Numbers And This One And One Called 'bob Pitches A Movie.' And I'm Like, Oh! And Then I Was Thinking He Would Say, Which Is Very Similar To The One To The One I Did In Your Movie, But He Never Did. I Just Let It Go. I Don't Care.