I Know Its Corny, But Laughter Is

I Was A Bad Boy As A Child.

I Had No Blood Relatives Till I Made Some.

I Definitely Know That I Play The Part, However Big Or Small, In The Deaths Of At Least Two People, Chris Farley And Phil Hartmann.

I Went To Network On A Handful Of Pilots, And Going To Network Is The Most Stressful Situation Anybody Can Ever Be In. You're Supposed To Be On Point, You're Supposed To Be At The Top Of Your Game, The Funniest You Can Be, In About Five Minutes, In Front Of People Wearing Suits Who Really Don't Care, And They've Probably Already Picked Their Person, But They Have To See A Handful Just To Satisfy The Process. It's The Most Horrible, Horrible Process Known To Man. I Wouldn't Want Anybody To Go Through It.

I Laugh When I See People In Pain. Sometimes I Think It Is A Defense Mechanism From Childhood, Where You're In So Much Pain You Have To Laugh. It Is A Survival Mechanism.