I Know Its Corny, But Laughter Is

I Believed In God My Whole Life, And Then Strayed Away From It In My Teen-age Years, Until Recently.

I Had No Blood Relatives Till I Made Some.

Before I Was Known, I Would Go On Stage And Pretend I Was Other People. Once I Pretended I Was Mentally Handicapped. It Was Really Wrong. One Time I Was A Bad Magician. And One Time I Pretended I Was A Christian Comic.

People Love To Hate. I Have A Love-hate Relationship With The World. The World Loves To Hate Me.

I Know Its Corny, But Laughter Is A Two-way Gift, And Hearing People Laugh Just Warms Me Through And Through.