It's Kind Of Hard To Believe That

When I Was A Kid, I Was Afraid Of Other Kids.

I Have A Spiritual Advisor I Call Up, When I Just Feel Lost. Lately, I've Been Talking To God. I Developed This Dialogue In Rehab, This Dialogue With God, And Every Day I Talk To God.

Yes, I Direct Commercials As Well. I Get These Really Weird Offers And Then I Have To Bid On Them And Win The Job. One Offer That I Have Now, And I've Already Done This Last Year For The Same Company, Is For Cash Value Cheese, This Cheese Out In The Midwest. I Did Two Spots For Them Last Year And I'm Going To Probably Do Three This Year. I Also Did Some For The Utah Transit Authority, Which Was Weird And Interesting And They Turned Out Really Funny - They Actually Won An Award.

I Used To Steal A Lot. But I Don't Do That Anymore, Because I Believe In Karma.

I Laugh When I See People In Pain. Sometimes I Think It Is A Defense Mechanism From Childhood, Where You're In So Much Pain You Have To Laugh. It Is A Survival Mechanism.