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It's Pretty Hard To Offend Me. I Actually Think People Are A Little Too Easily Offended.

You Cannot Be This Successful Without Having God On Your Side.

I Know Its Corny, But Laughter Is A Two-way Gift, And Hearing People Laugh Just Warms Me Through And Through.

The Internet Is A Great Place To Find Unconventional Comedy That You Can't Find Anywhere Else.

I Have A Spiritual Advisor I Call Up, When I Just Feel Lost. Lately, I've Been Talking To God. I Developed This Dialogue In Rehab, This Dialogue With God, And Every Day I Talk To God.