You Can Write A Great Country Record

I'll Go Back To Comedy Clubs When They Get A Real No-camera Policy, The Same Way They Did With Smoking.

I'm Severely Overrated. I'm Just Above A Hack.

So There's A Cloud Of Rage Around Me, But Being An Artist Kind Of Changes That. No Matter What You Thought Coming In, What Ignorant Thing You Believed, You're In Show Business For Two Years, You're Like, "ok, I Was Wrong." It's Hard To Be Mad At Any Particular Group Of People When You're An Artist.

You Can't Think The Thoughts You Want To Think If You Think You're Being Watched.

You Can Only Offend Me If You Mean Something To Me.